Where I went wrong:
1. I should not have expected anything. Being with you is always enough and I loved having lunch with you.
2. I should have talked to you about sex (i.e. WHY AREN’T WE HAVING ANY????) beforehand to clear the air.
3. I should have been more explicit about my expectations.
Where you went wrong:
1. No chocolate. You brought home chocolate from the store and the first thing you say is “Don’t get excited, this isn’t your Valentine’s Day chocolate.” But then you didn’t get me any.
2. No flowers. How easy was this one?
3. No sex. You didn’t even try to make me feel sexy or wanted or acknowledged that I was standing in front of you in lingerie.
4. Your gift was not thought out. You walked into the store and bought me something instead of thinking of something I might actually want.
5. I gave you sexy photos of myself, got dolled up in lingerie, lit a candle, and you fell asleep. You didn’t even make out with me.
6. Not once, do I feel like you thought “What would make Christine smile today?”
I know we have 364 days to show one another love, that this is a contrived holiday to boost spending but seriously. You don’t have to do anything 364 days of the year. ONE DAY. Only ONE DAY out of the year do I expect chocolate, flowers, and sex. And you missed. Inconsiderate.
